There's First Groucho Marx Look-Alike Costume Contest

Wednesday

25 June 2003

10pm EDT

Explorer's Club

First Prize Best Costume $5000TB

Second Prize Best Costume $2500TB

Third Prize Best Costume $1000TB

TOP 10 GROUCHO MARX QUOTES

Time Flies like an arrow. Fruit Flies like a banana

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Hello, I must be going.